Occupation: Editor Birth: July 19, 1969
Topiary has always seemed like a good occupation, comparable in some ways to writing short fiction..
The world is a dangerous place, full of people who don't trust each other. This is why I am staying up in this tree..
As if our happiness, our good fortune, might rub off, contestants ask us for a light: they brush up against us in the halls, pull strands of hair off….
Most of the things that I remember from childhood wouldn't make a particularly good story: rescuing worms during rainstorms, our schnauzer attacking ….
The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works too much, or it can be ….
Most of My Friends are two-thirds water.
The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an a**hole. That's the first rule of retail..
You may very well ask what the goddess of love is doing in St. Andrews, writing trashy romances. Adapting..