Most of My Friends are two-thirds water.

The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an a**hole. That's the first rule of retail..

Most of the things that I remember from childhood wouldn't make a particularly good story: rescuing worms during rainstorms, our schnauzer attacking ….

I'd be flattered if someone said that my work is "too weird" for them. I value the uncompliment..

I think that we want to be led slightly astray when we're being told a story. Just a little wrong footed..

When I'm up for an award, there are usually two or three other things on the ballot that I like better than my own fiction..

I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really matter what the routine is (cof….

We are sitting on our honeymoon bed in the honeymoon suite. We are in a state of honeymoon, in our honey month. These words are so sweet: honey, moon….