My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky..

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V..

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard..

I had a picture-perfect childhood. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them..

There's no real manual on being a parent. There's no real manual on being a wife. I keep reminding myself, My mother did all this, only she never got….

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around..

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important..

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some..

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect.".

I'm not militant about anything. If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. If I'm in the mood for something, I'll have it. I don't obsess a….

I get paid to make out with the hunks!.

Woo-hoo! I'm 40. I can say that now..

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously..

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air..

I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise..

If I've had a bad day, if I'm feeling stressed out, if I'm feeling overwhelmed - it takes it all away. It's my antidote for everything. If I feel any….

I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back..

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that….

Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go, 'Wait a minute! Oh ….

I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong..

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer..