When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work..

I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans a….

Sleeping is not something I do a lot of..

If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better..

I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week..

If I'm exhausted and I just don't feel like it, then I don't do it. I am a human being, after all. But I also know I'm the kind of person who, if I t….

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously..

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that….

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect.".

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air..

I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong..

I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back..

I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise..

Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete..

My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky..

I had a picture-perfect childhood. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them..

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard..

There's no real manual on being a parent. There's no real manual on being a wife. I keep reminding myself, My mother did all this, only she never got….

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around..

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important..

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer..