It is just as much an offense to take offense as it is to give offense..

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things..

The dead's dead ... get 'em in the ground and look to the live ones..

Along the western slopes of the Oregon Coastal Range . . . come look: the hysterical crashing of tributaries as they merge into the Wakonda Auga Rive….

You seem to forget, Miss Flinn, that this is an institution for the insane..

There are going to be times when we can't wait for somebody. Now, you're either on the bus or off the bus..

- he's finished with that; it's like an old clock that won't tell time but won't stop neither, with the hands bent out of shape and the face bare of ….

The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery..

Things you think you're saying for the first time ever, have been said better before by Shakespeare, though they may need saying again..

I had to keep on acting deaf if i wanted to hear at all..

I listened to them fade away till all I could hear was my memory of the sound..

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph..

Billy here has been talkin' about slicin' his wrists again, so is there seven of you guys who'd like to join him and make it therapeutic?.

I've enjoyed being a famous writer-except that every once in a while you have to write something..

The secret of being a top-notch con man is being able to know what the mark wants, and how to make him think he's getting it..

They did type me as a horror writer, but I have been able to do all sorts of things within that framework..

When you love someone it is forever, or it was never really love at all..

If you're a Conservative, why aren't you behind conserving the land?.

Now, you’re either on the bus or you’re off the bus..

Listen, wait, and be patient. Every shaman knows you have to deal with the fire that's in your audience's eye..

You're making sense, old man, a sense of your own. You're not crazy the way they think. Yes...I see..