Occupation: Comic Birth: February 22, 1926 Death: April 15, 1988
I found that if I got up on the stage to entertain the troops I could make them shut up and look..
I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately..
I wonder if anyone will ever know the emptiness of my life. Personal Diary -- Last entry Oh whats the point?.
We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better..
They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes..
I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target..
Love is when you would go to the very end of the world with her, and in case she feels weary and tired in between the journey, you would carry her ti….
The program is already funded. Everything is in place..
A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor hes not alone in the way he feels about himself..
It's anticipated that Hurricane Rita will still be a Category 3 storm when it hits Port Arthur..
All problems have to be solved eventually by ONESELF, and that's where all your lovely John Donne stuff turns out to be a load of crap because, in th….
Fundamentally, diaries are about loneliness..
A genial and cultured Arab, Ameen Rihani, whose English is perfect and whose eloquence is astounding. He will discuss with equal eagerness and knowle….
It was Noel Coward whose technique I envied and tried to emulate. I collected all his records and writing..
And I take full responsibility for my actions and whatever consequences my peers see fit..
You can make one (self-contained self-rescuer) that would last all day, but you'd have to carry it behind in a wagon..
I didn't like the King's Cross world: it was grimy and dirty. I always envisioned myself in much more romantic and grand surroundings. I never really….
The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive..