Everybody that's successful lays a blueprint out..

I'm sure everyone knows now that only a few have performed in Madison Square Garden. That list is so small. Now I'm on that list. I'm a part of a ver….

Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can't become athletes. We're watching guys who actually made it. We see them du….

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes a….

People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society's Standards,but Deep Down,They Wish They Had The Courage To Do The Same..

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come..

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period..

All men hate the nagging..

Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for….

I don't take pictures when I'm with my kids, for the sake of my kids. It's important when you're as busy as I am that you give your kids your time wh….

My road to success was a long road to success was a long road. You get out of something what you put into it. I put blood, sweat and tears into stand….

Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying..

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else..

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil..

I'm not the most attractive fella. I'm not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything..

The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I'm in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do i….

When I was in my early 20s I converted to Catholicism after a long period of searching. What I think drew me to the Catholic church is that in Cathol….

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos..

I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens..

I make a lot of expressions constantly. I'm animated..