Occupation: Novelist Birth: December 9, 1970
I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'..
Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it..
I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently..
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts..
There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround s….
The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and som….
Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked. ‘Oh no,’….
I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in choosing where to point a finge….
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, ….
When in doubt, blame the dark elves..
People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discover….
Well o' course she's feelin' dandy! She's the mother o' God for the love o' Pete!.
Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around..
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of me. It w….
Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed.
Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning.
The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfa….
Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish..
That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous," Jupiter said. "Once a decade should be sufficient." "I would rather be too generous than no….
I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condi….
Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling..