Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want..

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak flu….

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with..

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering..

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers..

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well..

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far..

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty..

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes..

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them f….

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor..

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing..

I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and differ….

"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'….

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses..

I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That'….

When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially a….

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - ….

Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produc….

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lo….

I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work ….