"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'….

I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate..

I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work ….

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version..

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is th….

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far..

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my ag….

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with..

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want..

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded..

When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman….

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit..

I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings..

It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their loc….

I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the cou….

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on on….

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you..

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick..

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!.

I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I t….