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The law against sodomy is trying to stop homosexual men from enjoying themselves. That's what the law is all about. But this is stupid. What do you d….

If I have anything to offer as an actor, it's only my ability to make the person real..

I am completely and utterly hooked to all the great shows on A&E and Court TV that are about small town murder..

If you're not creating, you're waiting..

As rewarding as a good film role can be, there is just nothing like getting up on a stage and taking an audience for a ride..

I am completely and utterly hooked to all the great shows on A&E and Court TV that are about small town murder. These shows like Forensic Files, City….

If we do have any iPhone users out there, I have incredibly great news for you. I've developed after about six months and finally perfected and it'll….

I think it's important that your first film be your worst film, that one's life trajectory should go up..

And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson were a comedy team back in the cof….

How do you stand out? Just find your point-of-view..

I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I haven't had since I started as a stand-up comedian..