I try never to worry in general. Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due..

My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance. He taught me that a real man doesn’t….

Im gonna try to pay for CLERKS III myself. As much as I love the crowd-funding model, thats an advancement in indie film that belongs to the next gen….

AZRAEL: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air..

Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction you're heading..

In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest d….

Live a "Why not?" life, man. Take the shot. The shot is always worth taking..

In this life, if you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will..

Keep your focus on what YOU want to do - not what anyone else wants or is doing. You lose time watching others succeed..

More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself..

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity..

Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?.

If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life..

So often, over the course of our day-to-days, we forget the details of what shapes us most in life. Sure, we'll pay through the nose to have our wedd….

People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a mo….

Don't be afraid to do weird stuff, so long as you do it cheaply and cover everyone's bets. Be bold. Be stupid, if you have to: so long as you don't h….

Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent..

If you're lucky, you go from being a movie fan to a movie maker..

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you..

People tend to romanticize this job. So, it's fun to let the air out of it..

I wanted to get my movie noticed WITHOUT spending any ad money. So I made a bit of a spectacle. I recorded lots of podcasts. I bickered with hate gro….