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I am the ocean we lived on for two months. I am empty. I am nothing..
I'm fine." It's a lie. I am not fine. My head is a symphony of pain, a sadistic master maestro conducting an opus of excruciating, devastating perfec….
You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain..
You just can't help topping your own levels of crazy,can you?.
I’ll see you in your dreams, okay, stupid?.
Jack jumped off the couch, pulling his shirt back on. "Next time,if you'd like, I'll just come without one," he said,grinning at me..
You wonderful girl. I’ve missed you so much.” “Well, now that we’re both unemployed fugitives, think of how much time we’ll have to hang out!.
No worries.You go save the world.I'm gonna finish getting a cavity..
Apparently being a mermaid is dead dull. I watched The Little Mermaid with her once a few years ago—she thought it was freaking hilarious. She couldn….
...I don't understand this gap you see between us, but can't you meet me somewhere in the middle?" "The middle of what?" "I don't know, the middle of….
You seem to forget that I'm Evie's legal guardian." "And you seem to forget that there's absolutely nothing legal about your guardianship, considerin….
Please know my deep respect for humans and human life. Such beautiful, fragile animals, so fleeting and easily broken and yet powerful beyond anythin….
Knowing where I came from didn't change who I was..
He winked at her. She giggled. And I threw up a little in my mouth.
He scowled at me."You aren't any fun." "Party pooper extraordinaire,that's me..
Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?.
What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?.
I could have melted ice, my smile was so bright..
Jack was mid-jump when I burst into my room. I snatched his ankle,flipping him horizontal.He crashed down hard to my bed and rolled off onto the floo….
Wake up,' a voice like water rippling over rocks whispered in my ear..
Do you have any sort of plan?” Jack asked. “Not really.” “Eh, just as well. It’ll be less of a disappointment when you fail..