Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt some sort of dominance foreplay?.

If it was up to me, I’d choose the hard path with the easy ending, not the easy path with the hard end..

...treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can't until you do understand..

And while seeing Trent in his tighty-whities would make my decade, I’d found out long ago that I couldn’t stay mad at a man wearing nothing but under….

the mad have a grace all their own.

I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning over the….

Relief spilled into me. He wanted to live. He just didn't know how..

Do you hurt uncle Kisten', he asked.(...) but Kisten beat me to it. “Only my heart, Audric,” he said. “Ms. Rachel is like the sun. See her sparkling ….

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better….

The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him..

HAPA was like mint. You could rip it up, and six months later, it was back, healthier than ever. Mint smelled better, though, and you could make jule….

Rachel knew what she was doing. And when she didn't, she could improvise on the fly, coming up with options that left a lot of collateral damage but ….

I opine-I think you're a woman of your world,' he said from the far end of the couch. 'I would have a hard time seeing you pressed and powdered, drea….

You just click your heels and think there's no place like being pwned..

I just want my name back so my life can go back to chaotic and weird instead of chaotic and desperate..

What are you?" I rasped. It smiled. "Whatever scares you..

Maybe if I didn't say anything about what happened, we could get back to the way we were. Ignoring a problem was a perfectly acceptable way to deal w….

Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone..

I suddenly realized that a bunch of my friends needed babysitters and vowed to start screening my calls..

And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust..

No, you just keep crashing my life. Look—" I said, and Al grunted. "Here it comes," the demon muttered. "Listen. Listen to this, runt. She's going to….