There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster..

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen..

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you..

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more..

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weaknes….

None but the brave can live with the fair..

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o….

Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler..

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home..

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled..

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?.

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted..

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house..

You won't skid if you stay in a rut..

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech..

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them..

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on..

Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness..

A loafer always has the correct time..

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs..

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best..