When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime..

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled arou….

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp..

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pe….

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a….

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas..

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign..

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life..

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas..

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get..

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right..

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution..

One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us..

I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm not afraid to be alone. I'm just afrai….

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister..

I want to see a Jew in the White house..

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't ….

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street.

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror..

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding t….

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks….