The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror..

I see an issue I like, and I support it..

The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done..

I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out o….

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should v….

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians..

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'.

If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original..

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerfu….

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pe….

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a….

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime..

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right..

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good..

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get..

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp..

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas..

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled arou….

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again..

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life..

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding t….