Take a lesson from the mosquito. She never waits for an opening - she makes one..

Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard..

If the Lord had meant us to pay income taxes, he'd have made us smart enough to prepare the return..

If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss..

If at first you don't succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss..