I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience..

I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to..

I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the in….

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent….

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are..

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat..

I liked animals more than people! OK, I liked certain people, but the idea of mankind'-it really irritated me!.

I have photographs taken of me at the time I was addicted, and thought I looked good. I see them today and realize my eyes were dead..

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!.

Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent..

I am a little klutzy and self-deprecating. I fit in with the rest of the losers..

I don't think children are any more resilent than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies..

When you are generalizing, and when your goal is to malign and to say things about an entire group - there are tens of millions of Scientologists in ….

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed..

People always say, 'Well, celebrity spokespersons have private consultants'. Well, with Jenny Craig everybody gets a private consultant..

I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be….

Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems..

I'm totally inhibited. When I'm overweight I will not go out..

I think that probably all religions sound bizarre to the people who are not the practitioners of them..

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part..

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'.