Explore Quotes by Kristen Johnston

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.

I think that there are many different ways of getting and staying sober. Like religion, I just don't think that one way is the only way.

Onstage, I was never the ingenue.

Royal Young has accomplished a rare feat in his fresh and riveting debut: he manages to recount his fascinating youth and unconventional family with a mixture of humor, scathing honesty and tenderness. Much more than simply a book about a kid who dreams of stardom, Fame Shark is a thoughtful, hilarious and moving love letter to his family and the Lower East Side of New York City.

My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.