Probably all of my advice is bad advice..

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished..

Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say..

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die..

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes..

If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead..

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest..

I think having a daughter is just terrifying. Women in the world get the short end of the stick all the time in many, many ways, and so it's just ter….

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward..

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show..

I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. I….

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face..

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do..

When you're doing improv for seven years, you're an old soul of the improv world..

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appr….

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills..

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience..