Occupation: Writer Birth: November 11, 1922 Death: April 11, 2007
. . . hummings and clickings could be heard-the sounds attendant to the flow of electrons, now augmenting one maze of electromagnetic crises to a con….
Truth can be really powerful stuff if you're not expecting it..
You should be careful about who you pretend to be, because who you pretend to be - is actually who you are!.
My special situation was that I was the son and grandson of architects. And so I saw building. We were building the city, and that was exciting..
Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends..
My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward..
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?.
There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind..
The mountebank told them that God was surely trying to kill them, possibly because He was through with them, and that they should have the good manne….
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one..
Doesn't anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools, or health insurance for all?.
We were German-Americans in a British colony, so we were outsiders..
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside..
The triumph of anything is a matter of organization..
He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest..
I've been drawing all my life, just as a hobby, without really having shows or anything. It's just an agreeable thing to do, and I recommend it to ev….
Life is no way to treat an animal..
I want you to adore the Universe, to be easily delighted, but to be prompt as well with impatience with those artists who offend your own deep notion….
The highest possible form of treason is to say that Americans aren’t loved wherever they go, whatever they do..
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic..
The highest treason in the USA is to say Americans are not loved, no matter where they are, no matter what they are doing there..