I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, t….

I just always wrote songs as a side hobby. So it was sort of a natural thing to write comedy songs. But when I started writing songs, I wrote very se….

My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to the rest..

I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and….

My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John..

Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies..

Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds..

I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have..

I have a swastika tattoo on my arm, but it's just because I like right-hand turns..

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see..

I think comedians start off as pranksters or something..