How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you said that farts make you laugh?….

I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future..

The weight of the world isn't on their shoulders as much in Canada as opposed to America. Americans' perception of it is, "Oh, it seems like a pretty….

Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag..

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times..

What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always gre….

I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living..

What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or ghos….

I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either….

Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that, when it computes in your brain, you….

It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's deliciou….

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything..

Young writers take themselves very seriously in college..