It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of i….

I never drink alcohol. I do not like to blunt my senses.’ ‘Goodness,’ I babbled, ‘but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine gettin….

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine..

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal..

Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand..