Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand..

I never drink alcohol. I do not like to blunt my senses.’ ‘Goodness,’ I babbled, ‘but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine gettin….

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal..

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of i….

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine..