Hearts don't often break even. One person is usually more hurt while the other is more relieved..

I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines..

Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard..

Blaze your own trail in life. Make your own choices and make your own mistakes. It's the only way you'll find your own happiness, not someone else's..

In love, sometimes what you fear is exactly what you need..

Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same..

I'll be peeing like a champion in no time.

Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight..

Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!.

I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical..