In love, sometimes what you fear is exactly what you need..

Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!.

Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard..

I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines..

I'll be peeing like a champion in no time.

I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical..

Hearts don't often break even. One person is usually more hurt while the other is more relieved..

Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight..

Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same..

Blaze your own trail in life. Make your own choices and make your own mistakes. It's the only way you'll find your own happiness, not someone else's..