Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors..

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism..

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing..

When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds c….

If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel..

I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying….

If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal..