Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it..

Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits..

If a scene isn't well written they'll drop your neckline to fill the void..

What's wrong with musicals now is all the gifted men who've died of AIDS-who would otherwise be here today creating great theater..

In Hollywood I thought I was large and klutzy, like the characters I played..

Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, ….

I don't like to be my own audience, I find that being my own audience, being in the audience, makes me self-conscious, basically. So I tune in someti….

I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I l….

My mother was a Bohemian - in the good sense of the word. A searcher. And she investigated various religions..

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!.

Fun is carefree. I am not carefree..

Comedy is created when someone is trying very earnestly to do what he feels is the right thing to do at that moment..

It`s acceptable for men to act the fool. When women try, they`re considered aggressive and opinionated..