Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like tw….

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from..

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin..

A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay..

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love..

Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone..

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction..

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points..

I'd like to see Paris before I die..

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is..

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are..

Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun..

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money..

A hard man is good to find..

Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had..

I like a man what takes his time..

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart..

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonde….

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different..

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one..