I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse..

To lose one parent is a tragedy, to lose both is utter carelessness..

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway..

I had great faith that perhaps this man Obama would do something, but he is, we're all in the grip of big money..

I was not a good father in my first marriage. Although there are ways of deserting the family without leaving physically, I was deserted in my head. ….

Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure..

Somebody once said that the Irish derived the greatest benefit from the English language. They court it like a beautiful woman. They make it bray wit….

To me a saint is a severely edited sinner. That's what I think..

My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole..

Here am I, a human being and that has a body that is getting old. And I only have one, I can't trade it in..

Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in publi….

Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime..

There's no recovery from alcoholism, it is an incurable disease. And it also is a disease that tells you, you don't have a disease..

Limericks don't come from Limerick. But it comes from that between the verses when they used to have those competitions that they would put in the re….

To be Irish today is the abandonment of shame and the younger people are moving it out and they're moving the fear away. They're not afraid, they're ….

Do whatever you want because that's not what you are. That's what you do for the moment..

I think people are so disillusioned with the parties. It's one party with two different names, and they are so spineless..

I've seen so many horrible and awful results and consequences of people practicing alcoholism. It's murder, I've seen that. I've seen a lot of suicid….

That's my punishment in hell, shoveling horseshit..

I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to sto….

I would like to do away with all kind of - all weapons. A dream - totally. Including the bow an arrow..