Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 24, 1958
If you're normal, if you're healthy, you look at your children and you see your image, and you want the best for them. And you applaud when they take….
It's easier for our brains to have a list of rules and say, "If we keep these rules, we're in, and if we don't keep these rules, we're out." The prob….
I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them..
God is so much nicer than you can imagine. I know "nice" is an odd word, but He loved you enough to die for you. And if you think of a great parent, ….
The self-righteous have their fig leaves so tightly bound that they have forgotten the seeping wounds beneath the foliage..
How about you hate your sin, and I'll hate my sin and we'll just love each other!.
Life is a series of recoveries..
How rude for the created to tell the Creator "I wasn't worth it. You didn't do a good job when you made me. I wasn't worth dying for." You don't get ….
We don't help people by showing them our trophies. We help them by showing them our scars..
I think the Pentecostals have done a great thing for the Kingdom of God. I think Baptists have done a great thing, oh, Protestants, I should say, hav….
I do one sit up a day. I get up in the morning, that's the first half. I lay down at night, that's the second half..
I thought, you know, I can sit at home in my La-Z-Boy, on Facebook, and reach more people than I can on a tour. Because I reach 30,000 to 40,000 peop….
The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not..
Our preachers weren't always right, but they were never in doubt..
When you're younger, you think of your age in fractions. 4 1/2, 5 1/2. You don't hear 36 1/2. You become 2, you turn 40, you reach 50, you make it to….
It's not a great song unless it makes your DNA remember Eden and your spirit long for Home..
Love the sinner, hate the sin? How about: Love the sinner, hate your own sin! I don't have time to hate your sin. There are too many of you! Hating m….
God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything..