Occupation: Comic Birth: August 27, 1916 Death: October 19, 1994
One paper says I'm Catholic and the other says I'm Jewish. I guess that's fitting because as a Methodist I'm meant to be undetermined some of the tim….
I thought success in show business was everything. It isn't. I don't know what is..
I am a Republican because I believe in the constitution, strength in national defense, limited government, individual freedom, and personal responsib….
Ask any girl what she'd rather be than beautiful, and she'll say more beautiful..
Don't give up the search for happiness because you're afraid of getting hurt..
I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped..