The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty..

I go through the text making sure I haven't used any big words. If I find any fancy adjectives have crept in, I replace them with small words like 'n….

I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something..

Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist..

Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans..