I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass..

I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on..

I think there are a lot of pictures to make. I sometimes question whether I'm even an artist or just a painter. To me, the making of the pictures is ….

If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate..

What's the point of cleaning up your act if you don't have an act?.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain..

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass..

Yeah, I just finished a novel. Man those things take forever to read..

Hollywood is high school with money..

You'd be surprised at how undemanding acting is.

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid..

I try to not get to the point where one is making wallpaper, or simply painting money. I want to make sure that I am at least trying to weigh myself ….

In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man..

I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in terms of their backgrounds, their point of view, the….

Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion.".

Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble..

I had a teacher in art school who said something about the only works he really enjoyed seeing or found much in were works where he had a sense that ….

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you..

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily gr….