Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!.

You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please..

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?.

Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vo….

I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff..

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did..

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes..

My my Laura Goodman. I must say that is a charming name for a charming young lady." "Eric's old." I broke in. "Really really old." "Er— really?" Laur….

All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting ….

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You….

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know..

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'..

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!.

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?.

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?.

It's nice to see you again, Laura." "Thank you, Mrs. T-" "No, no, no. Please, my name is-" "Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat f….

The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, ….

I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! ….

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy.

He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy." "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret….

It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts..