I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote..

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!.

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You….

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'..

I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that fo….

I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! ….

I've got a folder full of rejection slips that I keep. Know why? Because those same editors are now calling my agent hoping I'll write a book or nove….

Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single….

All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting ….

My my Laura Goodman. I must say that is a charming name for a charming young lady." "Eric's old." I broke in. "Really really old." "Er— really?" Laur….

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did..

Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vo….

It's nice to see you again, Laura." "Thank you, Mrs. T-" "No, no, no. Please, my name is-" "Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat f….

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy.

He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy." "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret….

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?.

The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, ….

You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please..

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?.

I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff..