I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of ….

I can't abide small talk..

I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the….

I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with….

I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which ….

We must remember to enjoy ourselves..

I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything..

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field..

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship..

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen..

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing..