I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me pr….

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet..

I really cite Walt Disney as teaching me everything I know. It sounds crazy, but I'm serious! In 'Bambi,' the mother dies, but you don't see the corp….

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go..

I'm beyond proud and happy - I never imagined I would have one fan, and there seems to be a few. I just couldn't be happier that people seem to like ….

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics..

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is..

I get very little sleep. But I try to stay constantly busy. My fear is that if I stop working I'll, like, die. So throughout my life I've always trie….

I've seen so many beautiful curvy women gain success in hollywood and then wither into bobble headed stick figures in some grotesque attempt to fit a….

My favorite time of year is October, Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I know that watching horror movies was such a special thing to me as a chi….

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness..

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke..

I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave..

I was horrified of the dark. I realized that the only way I could get over that fear was by scaring other people, so I became obsessed with ghost sto….

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for….

I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to ent….

I've taken magic lessons since I was five-years-old. When I was little I would wear a top hat and cape, and I'd get relentlessly beat up by jocks. Th….

My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness..

I've always been a horror fan! Ever since I can vastly remember, and I think it's because I was so terrified of monsters and ghosts as a kid that I h….

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet..