I have insanely dorky taste. Basically, if you're a woman, and you're under any kind of emotional duress, and you sing a song, I will listen to it fo….

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time..

There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard….

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others..

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to ha….

I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people..

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh..

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part..

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible..

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on i….

I went to a high school that didn't have many people in it. There were, like, 60 people in my senior class. There was a group of cool kids and a grou….

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked..

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh..

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps..

I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the ….

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles..

The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help….

The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" y….