When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack….

I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing..

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps..

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on i….

I went to a high school that didn't have many people in it. There were, like, 60 people in my senior class. There was a group of cool kids and a grou….

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked..

The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" y….

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles..

I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the ….

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible..

The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help….

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh..

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part..

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh..

I have insanely dorky taste. Basically, if you're a woman, and you're under any kind of emotional duress, and you sing a song, I will listen to it fo….

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time..

There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard….

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others..

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to ha….

I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people..

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'.