Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics..

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution..

When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone..

I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It ju….

I'm a bit obsessed with women that are so incredibly solid in their shoes that they don't care what other people think of them. I just think there's ….

I'm really happy in my life..

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth..

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get h….

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh..

I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.'.

I think if anyone tells you the odds are slim, just keep walking. Just do whatever the hell you want to do, because they don't know what they're talk….

I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup..

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a lit….

I felt really bad for someone who is swimming in so much hate. I just thought, that's someone who's in a really bad spot, and I am in such a happy sp….

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weir….

To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys..

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'.

You push so far past the normal boundaries of what’s O.K. in society. I’m always fully aware of, ‘You can’t do this’… When someone really believes in….

I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If I was a 6 or an 8, I thought, "Why aren't I ….

I'm certainly not shy, but I like playing it because I love those characters that are incredibly confident but really still a mess..

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?.