A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please..

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to ….

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not..

One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science….

January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wint….

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!.

Eating people is wrong....

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways..

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!.