All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!.

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales..

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them..

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine….

I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but after the first £50million or £100million, it bec….

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years..

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me..

One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality..

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not..

MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who….

When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright. Business is all about getting ….

I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider. I probably work 50 times harder. I think I'm the ….

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid..

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich..

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland..

The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares..

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it..

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off..

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity..

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation..

The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all ove….