Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel Acc….

C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his ….

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?.

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick..

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself..

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on hi….

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!.

The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!".

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma..

Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the….

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it..

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card..

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter..

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed.

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent..

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all..

How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God..

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better..