i never thought of it before, but with your height and build, you are going to look SO CUTE in your straitjacket..

Don't let them make you doubt yourself. All the greatest visionaries in history have been told they were insane at some point..

It's so nice to have sane friends. I imagine..

Popularity can be a real headache..

YES. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. LIKE A SUAVE THING. In fact, from here on, please forward my mail to 1 Suave Hill, Suave Boulevard, Suavieland, Plane….

For some reason my father saw no problem with us pplaying "barbie and ken go to hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy g….

And we'd look at each other the way you do when you see someone on the street you think you recognize, but not quite. Someone you wish with all your ….

I was thinking that maybe when everything around you changed all the time, it was nice to know that something would always be the same.

I think it shows that sometimes for one person to keep breathing, something else has to stop." (hardcover page 37).

I didn't mean to interupt you if you were looking for your friends Miss--' 'Callihan,' but you can call my Jasmine. Or Jas.' Or Snookums. Honeybunch.….

Thinking, not for the first time, that life should come with a trapdoor. Just a little exit hatch you could disappear through when you´d utterly and ….

...Go live ITM." ITM?" In the Mo," Beth elaborated..

little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answe….

favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost.

that arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder.

that was the plan? part of it, you don't wan tot know the rest. i believe the word 'these dog colllars would make excellent restraints' were involved….

talking to yourself again, jas? yes, it beats talking to you. oh, time machine back to first grade much? only to visit your brain..

Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it’s probably best not to pick the least popular per….

Because after the haze of not being kissed cleared I was forced to face the facts that: 1. Jack was a very bad guy. 2. Jack had threatened Fred. 3. J….

You talk more when you're nervous," he said, still standing close to her. "No i don't. That's absurd. I'm just trying to explain to you-" "Do i make ….

You can only run away from a house. Home is something you run toward..