During my life I have seen, known, and lost too much to be the prey of vain dread; and, as for the hope of immortality, I am as weary of that as I am….

I'm always calling my doctor because I'm constantly injuring myself while on the road, like tearing a ligament, blasting my ears or losing my voice. ….

I'm not interested in what they have to say. I'm only interested in people that are interested in me for the right reasons..

Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich..