It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide..

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpreti….

There was a time when cell animation was poison, but after Family Guy now everyone wants it..

It seems like there's a lot of people who just do not understand satire. They think it's weird. There's people who just don't understand you portray ….

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most ho….

You ought to try being cruel to some people..

Yeah, sometimes it gets a little sappy for me, but I'm tired of hearing about dysfunctional families in sitcoms. That's been done to death, and that'….

Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis..

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger..

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or somethi….

It kind of hit me at some point during the process that most people in the film business - not just the executives, the people who make them, too - t….

I'm sorry I can't get into Scooby Doo on any level..

When I worked in those offices, it was just irritating to me that somebody sat there and designed this place, never thinking that you would walk from….

I think I'm optimistic, yeah, especially in real life, but I think it's funny to be pessimistic..

When you make movies, you've picked the most expensive art form, and somebody has to pay for it. You kind of owe it to them to at least let them know….

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be resp….

One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rule is that animated movies don't work unless they'….

Sometimes I go to a test screening and look at the audience in line, and I start to go, "Okay, I bet this is going to work, and this isn't going to w….

I'm fine watching stuff on tape, to me casting is the most painful part of the whole process, it's like going on a horribly awkward date every five m….

I actually saw a kid and went home and drew him. I don't even know who he was. I was buying a TV set in Circuit City. I was looking at this kid and h….

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV..