If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago..

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again..

I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only kn….

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly..

While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself..

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare..

Enlightenment is lightening up..

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens..

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day..

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?".

And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing exp….

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite..

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored..

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death..

I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone. I'm a guy from Toro….

Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austi….

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe..

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat..

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!.

Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look aroun….

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss..