Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young..

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dy….

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me..

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss..

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite..

And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing exp….

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe..

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare..

While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself..

Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austi….

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat..

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day..

I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone. I'm a guy from Toro….

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss..

Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look aroun….

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again..

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?".

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens..

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago..

I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only kn….