I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a coup….

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck i….

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich..

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest..

It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand..

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west..

When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many ….

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking t….

It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know t….

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation..

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill..

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax..

If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant t….

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies..

All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of m….

Reagan's approach will achieve one of the basic goals of the conservative: Things remain basically the same. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poo….

Why do you think the lottery is so popular? Do you think anybody would play if the super payoff was a job on the night shift in a meat-packing plant?….

Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this spa….

Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The cities and states that have ….

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right..

Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were more forgiving of public ….