Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one..

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity..

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love..

My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare..

Crazy gets all the knives..

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had..

Follow the rules whenever possible. That makes it a lot more surprising when you break them..

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?.

Blood is thicker than water, but family isn’t just about blood. Family is about faith, and loyalty, and who you love. If you don’t have those things,….

That's the beauty of the future. We get to change it..

Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to….

I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered..

When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time..

Never tempt fate. It plays for keeps..

Danger is a side effect of what I do, not the reason behind it..

One man's gospel truth is another man's blasphemous lie. The dangerous thing about people is the way we'll try to kill anyone whose truth doesn't agr….

Given a choice between life and death, choose life. Given a choice between right and wrong, choose what's right. And given a choice between a terribl….

Dramatic exits are the last refuge of the infantile personality.

We are a nation equally afraid of gathering together and being alone..

It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope..

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward..