Even the police have an unlisted number..

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The….

Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy..

According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him..

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door.

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter..